That annoying moment when a package says ‘easy open’

sodamnrelatable:

But you end up needing scissors, knives, a gun, and a light saber to open it -_-

(via yourfriendalice)

neodad: you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
funniest10k:
friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me: but I showered for you

I JUST MADE PAPER STAND UP ON A FLAT TABLE

i am magical. 
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hellookuzimoto:

geudae:

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

damn. frankie valli and the four seasons will always be number 1 in my heart. but this comes close. 

ahahh this fool, ever since kpop star hes been tumblar everhwar

umbbreon:

                       butts                                       butts

                 butts                                        butts

             butts                                        butts

            butts                                        butts

          butts                                        butts

           butts                                        butts

              butts                                        butts

                    butts                                       butts

                              butts                       butts     butts                      butts　

                                          butts butts                         butts butts

(via derpetology)

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Unless you’re about to catch a pokemon, I don’t want to see ANY hats turned around.

LOL THIS RELATES TO JSOEPHINE